Oklahoma Sasquatch

When you and your spouse or significant other dress up as Sasquatch and have intercourse in the Dollar General parking lot.

Did you hear that Dalton and Ashley did the Oklahoma Sasquatch?

by BigKountry April 14, 2021

Majestic Eagle Sasquatch

Something ugly that acts in a manor considered to be graceful or beautiful.

She then ascended like a majestic eagle sasquatch into the heavens.

by 3lectronicFan July 5, 2019

Angry Sasquatch

The act of stomping on a womans foot so hard that it becomes extremely swollen, then having at least 5 guys give her an Abe Lincoln (jizz on her face, cut off their pubes and throw them in her face). She will look like a hairy big foot or sasquatch and chances are she will be quite angry.

That bitch wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so me and my pals gave her an angry sasquatch!

by Big Freak January 5, 2009

Sasquatch Weave

v.: The act of finding a hair in your food/drink

adj.: A method of describing the forest of a muff cabbage you just walked away from

aww dude sasquatch weave, fuck man im out

by SiXAXiSMoFo December 29, 2010

Sasquatch

An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.

James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.

by Tank.com October 4, 2018

sasquache

What a married man calls a blowjob since you hear about blowjobs but as a married man you never see one.

Hey frankie, my wife kept telling me I was getting a sasquache for my birthday but I never saw one

by bingo mexi February 6, 2013

sasquatching

walking while taking large steps and waving your arms in a virtacle motion, when a car comes by, you turn your head and scream at them and then continue to walk.

sally was sasquatching all afternoon.

by apersonnn August 31, 2011