Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016

rumbering

the reading of numbers

I am rumbering through my math homework

by david lawinski September 20, 2017

buttering your egg

When you’re handing out compliments to impress but you don’t really mean it.

Timanii was buttering your eggs when she complimented Lohn and told him he was cute. She lied.

by Eggslut1 June 5, 2018

Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?

by DJEagle June 25, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Buttering the bread

An extraordinarily smooth plane landing.

That pilot is really good at buttering the bread!

by AtOmIc_NeRd March 1, 2019