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Roaster

Someone undesirable, unreliable and that always speaks rubbish.
Hes not turned up for work again today. What a total roaster.
by Mahaki July 29, 2012
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red headed roaster

When you have unprotected sex with a red headed girl with a STD usually herpes. Then once you get symptoms such as the burning sensation when you pee.
"Dude I banged Sara last weekend and now it burns when I pee!"

- you mean Sara that red headed roaster??
by Big Dick Dan January 1, 2014
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Rooster

name givin to machine gunners in vietnam. because the sound of a machine gun would usually wake everyone up in the morning. in an ambush or blocking position the machine gunner was always supposed to fire first.

also machine gunners where called this because they sometimes fought out of fortified positions like nests. hence rooster nest.
"man the rooster in my squad got like ten confirmed kills today"
by cyclic rooster April 23, 2009
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Router

A device that is used for 2 things

1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table

2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide

2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
by Topher89 July 28, 2008
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Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.
I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
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Rosler

(v) to miserably fail a test that was designed to be easy beyond belief
"Damn it. I roslered that test"
"Hey Ariel. Sorry, but i roslered my EMT test"
by A. Baer October 23, 2008
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