Ronda

Ronda is a cunning web-spinner that will weave her way into your life at your lowest times. She will try to manipulate you into believing her world is full of woe when in fact it is nothing but lies.

A Ronda will take whatever she wants and doesn’t mind the cost, even if she has to sacrifice her own childrens’ happiness.

Once she has your husband or your boyfriend, she still won’t be satisfied. She will keep flirting and mentally and emotionally having affairs with as many men that will pay attention to her. If you’re not giving her 24/7 of your undivided, she will stray. Even then she will.

“Be careful of Rondas. They will wrap you in their sticky web until you can’t escape and still want three more!”

“Dude, did you see Ronda? Isn’t she with that lady’s ex husband now?”
“Yeah she is, but she has two other boyfriends on the side!”

by anonymooosed_ October 31, 2022

rondesantis

the liquid fecal matter that fills an ostomy bag.

My brother needed to empty his ostomy bag because it was nearly full of rondesantis.

by GTeer August 5, 2021

rondalson

The sectret desire of an indiviadual(s), to receive anal sex during a party or large group setting.

(See Crondalson)

"Hey Matt, that chick who just showed up seems like a Rondalson to me."

"Dont tell anybody, but I'm a massive Rondalson right now..."

by Bryan Atherton August 17, 2007

Rondalynn

A real classy lady

Cutest son ever made by Rondalynn and Kyle

by WOOOHOOO April 11, 2012

rondaroused

KO'd Ronda Rousey's style

They rondaroused Matt during a fight just outside the disco

by fiercemickey September 8, 2016

rondaya

Rondaya is the most unique name of all. There are very few Rondaya's in this world. She is gorgeous, hardworking, fashionable, and never boring. Rondaya has an upbeat personality. She loves to have fun especially if it involves cocktails. Rondaya loves attention, that's because she draws it. She is the prettiest girl in the room with an amazing smile to die for. Men can't help but stare and women can't stand the presence of her in eye sight. Rondaya is very generous but don't take her kindness for weakness because she isn't afraid to address any situation. Rondaya loves her family but she rarely have friends, she stays to herself and she loves it that way. Rondaya is just so amazing. Guys get you a Rondaya!.. if you can find one.

I approached such a beautiful girl the other day I can't get her off my mind she said her name was Rondaya.

by buetiful_liar March 15, 2017

rondele

the very best cheese spread...preferably garlic

yo pass me the rondele for these triscuits

by rondele June 27, 2017