Canvas ripper

A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.

Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.

by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017

pine ripper

pine ripper is another term for fishing.

“hey buddy, wanna go rip the pine this weekend?”
“can’t, wifes in town, she thinks i’m having an affair because i’ve been rippin’ the pine too much, i told her it was just fishing but she doesn’t understand!”
“dude did you tell her that pine ripper is just another name for fishing?”
“yeah she still doesn’t believe me”
“what a whore”

by ultimatepineripper December 4, 2019

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

ripperooni

When someone farts with an extreme amount of force.
Also when a person ejaculated an insane distance, generally 10 feet or over.

"Holy FUCK Michael, that was one huge ripperooni" shouted Ben.

by SpankDaddyBCoop April 2, 2016

Piss Ripper

One that rips a bong filled with piss instead of water.

Ethan- Hey man hit this I put applejuice in here!!

James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!

Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!

by ethanizdashyyt June 28, 2011

butt ripper

when u fart and it sounds likeu riped ur ass

john farted and it sounded like he ripped his pants or his ass

by Laura July 18, 2004

AHOLE RIPPER

One who rips somebody another asshole

When I get home , I'm gonna rip you another ahole.

by .greg chugger August 16, 2006