quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.

Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020

New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

Jew Years Resolution

A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.

MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.

by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008

resolutionists

People who crowd the gym in the months of January and February trying to honour their New Year's resolution to be healthier.

I can't wait for all these resolutionists to stop coming here so I can find an open treadmill!

by mickcp January 21, 2014

Best results

Not final cut, because it sucks balls

Best results are not final cut

by Franksferdinands February 28, 2021

Resluting

To return to the casual dating world after an extended hiatus

After her long term relationship ended, the resluting has begun!

by ivf_lab June 27, 2017

resolutionize

What someone does after New Years.

Damn Tyrone you just quit drinking forties on New Years day, way to resolutionize yourself!

by Biltard December 31, 2011