resistentialism

The seemingly obstinate behavior on the part of inanimate objects

When the computer refused to power up, even though it had worked just fine 10 minutes ago and he knew nothing had changed, he chalked it up to a bad case of resistentialism.

by ray tuley May 23, 2007

canadian resistance

it is the ability for canadians to resist the flu

everyone has the flu
hmmm except for the canadian kid he had canadian resistance

by epic fail 99 February 4, 2009

Reisterstown

reisterstown is a small town with many different types of people. We have the stuck up glyndon kids,the rich(jewish) kids,the hicks,trashy kids,and the ghetto kids.

Mostly everyone that lives in Reisterstown goes to Franklin High. Everybody knows everybody and your personal life is everyone elses buisness.

The attractions of Reisterstown include Mitchell's Golf, AMC theature, Owingsmills Mall, The cow, and thats basically it. An iceskating rink is being built right now.

Besides the private schools our closest towns where more friends are located and go to school is at, Owingsmills and Pikesville.

In highschool the things to do on the weekend include late night taco bell, blaze, drink, and have sex. Our mall sucks and so does our movie theature. If you want to go to a decent mall, that would be towson, and for movies; hunt valley.

We have many gangs here. You can always find a party or a fight every weekend. Our parties always get busted by the cops and its not a surprise to hear that somebody that you know got into a drunk driving accident.

Everyone wants to get out and go somewhere new. We all have to go threw it together. College is basically the only way out of Reisterstown.

The best food that you dont find anywhere else is custard at the cow, sandwiches at santonis, and pizza and subs at village pizza.

We might all say we hate Reisterstown but we don't mean it. Some of us were born here and this is our home. This town isnt the greatest but its our home and thats where we are growing up, and living our life.

Welcome to Reisterstown!

girl-ugh im so bored there is nothing to do
girl2-well duh we're in reisterstown

by erinnn123 January 13, 2008

reins

something that you hold onto to secure oneself or control when in motion or what is in motion

Scott pulled back on and held Becky's long hair like reins as he spooned her.

by neomuzic August 29, 2005

Remissbiscuit68

A gay ass nigga that eats guacamole BBC when his gay ask have dates chance

That's not very remissbiscuit68 of you

by Hunter the cunter August 11, 2019

sexual reassignment surgery

Sexual Reassignment Surgery or SRS is the surgical process (or processes) in which a transgender person's sexual characteristics (mainly the genitals) are altered to resemble the ones of their opposite sex (or the gender they identify with).

These surgical procedures can also be performed in intersex people.

This definition may be mistaken with Hormone Replacement Therapy , which is another type of procedure that meny transgender people go through.

Transgender: "I did't take a Sexual Reassignment Surgery as I'm not completely uncomfortable with my genitals..."

by Xx.Emo.Panda.xX May 19, 2017

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021