roommate

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person 1: ..and they were roommates!
person 2: Oh my god they were roommates.

by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020

Roommated

When you have the misfortune of having lived with a pseudo-psychotic nut job. The widely accepted medical explanation for such behavior are: extreme narcissism, an ironic level of childhood insecurity and/or why-won't-anyone-want-to-sleep-with-me disease.

"Hey did you hear Ron moved again? Didn't he just move into that awesome apt?" "duuuude, you didn't hear??! He totally got roommated man!!" "Ooooh.... FUCK."

by RubbaDubBub October 5, 2015

Roommate Phase

The feeling of couples becoming more like roommates rather than romantic partners due to a lack of platonic connection

Oh no, I feel like I'm going through the roommate phase

by brausing July 11, 2024

Roommate Swept

When your roommate and you get with the same girl at different times. You sweep the girl.

Yo dude whats good?

We just roommate swept some chick

by thedude1013921 April 21, 2010

Roommate

A word for someone you snog, marry and have five children with, but only as a very drawn-out joke within an obviously platonic relationship.

Who's that woman? Just my roommate. Nothing to see here.

by GoofyHh August 24, 2022

Roommate Roulette

The risky act of opening your room/residence without knocking and hoping to not find your roommate in the middle of a sexual act

Sam: *thinking* ‘my roommate stepped out I should be good for a quicky’
Darrel: *opens room door without knocking* brother eeewwhhh!!!!!!!! You have caused me to lose roommate roulette

by skinnybydefualt April 2, 2024

post roommate

when you finish your college years, and you have no place to live but back with your parents. only the best roommates you will ever have because they pay for your food, water, electricity, etc.

guy 1: dude, i love living on my own!

guy 2: i think its kind of hard, i barely make my ends meet

guy 3: yeah, i don't think ill be able to live on my own yet, so i decided to move in with some post roommates.

by sneektip June 26, 2010