all-time quarterback

A good band with a livelier sound than Death Cab For Cutie. (Same singer).

Sock Hop**
Plans Get Complex
Why I Cry
Underwater

Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's alternative project? Yea it's called All-Time Quarterback. Yea I still think that Death Cab is better.
(Catfight ensues)

by ReyZ March 28, 2004

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Cincinnati Quarterback

When a guy doesn't shower for months and collects a huge amount of dirt and sweat in between his legs. When he gets sucked off, he leans back and puts the girl in a headlock, giving her two huge lines of black, smelly sack dirt under her eyes, resembling a football players face paint under his eyes.

"Man:wanna play football?"

"Women:sure baby"

"Man:your the Cincinnati Quarterback"

by Big Brev September 29, 2008

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Quarterback Keeper

A turd that comes out of a quarterback's anus that is so big, it will not flush!

Jerry: Hey moe! Come here!

Moe: What?

Jerry: Look at my quarterback keeper in the toilet!

by Sam M. October 29, 2005

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monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

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