quaff

a form of fart caused by a vacum created in the vagina during sexual intercourse,

sally let out a huge quaff last night

by this fatguy May 26, 2006

Quaff

The very rare occurance of air escaping the shaft of the penis making a noise similar to a "fart". Often times when one Quaffs, it is during sexual intercourse after still "doing it" even after one has ejaculated.

Holy fuck! McDonald quaffed in a Doritos Cup on the school trip!

by Pootie October 5, 2003

quaff

past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...

"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."

by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006

quaff

The act of using one's hand to smell their own queef's aroma.

After a subtle sound from under the table and an awkward pause, Debbie quaffed and grossed out her dinner guests.

by CobraCommenter July 26, 2019

quäff

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014

quaff

When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.

Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.

by nerevar08 April 1, 2009