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Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.
Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.
by Arananthi January 4, 2012
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Puzzlecocked

A state of bewilderment and dumbfoundedness when trying to complete the key parts of a large 500+ puzzle of nude black man and his enormous cock while quarantined for the Coronavirus.
After Rich stole the meatiest piece, Pratt and Jordan were so puzzlecocked when trying to complete the genitals in the 1000 piece puzzle, That they had to call Aaron for a bottle of Famous Grouse and drink their sorrows away.
by Temple Bar March 20, 2020
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Puzzle-Piece-People

Puzzle-Piece-People are people who's whole life is a bag of different puzzle pieces from different puzzles. Each piece is a fact but by itself its meaningless unless its connected to another piece from the same puzzle. The only way they have to connect one piece to another is by force of belief, because actually facts and reason are meaningless to these people. It's a secular religion.
The QAnon is made up of Puzzle-Piece-People.
by Miles Bighorse August 17, 2020
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Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle
Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!
by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012
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bathroom puzzle

When you're wearing pajamas that are held up by a string. You go to the bathroom and try to untie them quickly but it gets stuck and becomes an infuriating puzzle.
If I run into another bathroom puzzle with these, I swear to god...
by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016
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Floor Puzzle

The act of placing yourself on the floor in a Star-like fashion, then telling your partner to “Put together my peices baby.” Then He/She/It precedes to fuck you like the little bitch you are.
Pitcher-“u want this dick by”
Catcher (Floor Puzzle)-“ya bich”
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018
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CUDDLE PUZZLE

When you crawl into bed to cuddle with your love and the two of you fit together perfectly just like matching puzzle pieces.
I love snuggling in tight with him, we fit together so well it's like we're a cuddle puzzle..
by Monacagirl September 14, 2018
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