Push Up Elbow

A rare condition similar to tennis elbow that disallows you from doing normal fitness test activities such as push ups, pull ups, and the flexed arm hang. This condition often goes undiagnosed for years and cannot be cured. It is often noticed in high school age girls. Symptoms include attempting to do push ups but not being able to bend the arms fully no matter how hard one tries, usually resulting in an entire collapse of the body to the floor and a grand total of zero push ups for gym class tests. This condition lasts a lifetime, and although many gym teachers may dub it an "excuse" for being lazy, it is a serious genetic disorder. People with push up elbow often lack upper body strength due to the disorder, however, there is a pattern of an above average ability to do sit ups in these patients.

"I'm sorry I cannot participate in the iron man fitness test, I have push up elbow"

by Iloveanimalssssssssssssss March 3, 2010

atomic push-up

Similar to the atomic push-up instead of telling them to do a situp you have them get ready to do a push-up tell them that its been proven impossible to do a push-up with something on their neck (example a 1 pound weight on ur neck)with a blindfold on. then blindfold them, tell them not to push down and to get ready to push down when you say 3 (while doing this have other person put ass where their face is going to be now say three and push their head into others ass while removing blindfold with other hand keep their face there for awhile or do w/e idc works better than push up because they get more ass in face **warning may result in pissed off chump with a face full of ass**

Oh My god last night Rob Tricked me into an atomic push-up.... revenge will be mine!

by Bluemoon11 February 4, 2007

mexican push-up

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.

Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."

by brovay April 28, 2011

pushpull

A behavior during flirting where one occasionally withdraws all attention and interest in the subject and possibly turns it to another party, to provoke an emotional reaction from the subject

Lucy: blah blah blah

Lucy: hey excuse me are you listening??

John: <turns from talking to Amanda> oh sorry honey, what's that you're saying?

Lucy: Oh god ur such a jerk, maybe if I put out you'll give me more attention

John: Geez this pushpull stuff I heard about really works! :)

by Johnnnnno May 5, 2007

scandinavian push-up

only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups

to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody

by Fameson Adams July 3, 2008

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

push up bra

The term used to describe a lesbian woman, who uses a man to look straight. Female equivalent to a gay man using a woman as a beard.

Isn't she gay?
Yeah, he's just her push up bra.

by harle August 17, 2012