cunnilingus

Muffing out
licking pussy

have u got kitty kat coz my pussy is hungry

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

bunnilingus

To enjoy(or not) the taste of a bunt.

Tom Arnold performed bunnilingus on former wife Roseanne.

by Andrew "bunnilingus" Morrow October 29, 2003

Cunnilingus

The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.

"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"

"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011

penilingus

Artic term for the common langauge spoken by Penguins. Combination of two latin roots, Peni-meaning small black creature and the latin term linguis refers to the tongue.

The penguin from the artic speaks penilingus.

by Peterphilpoon May 23, 2008

cunnilingus

cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking

fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is when you stick your hands in a girls pussy and pull out a big black terd and rub it on your penis

Cunnilingus is when you eat a girls pussy then dig in and find some poop and get it then slowly stick it in her ass and send that shit back to her stomach

by hairy April 13, 2005

punnylingus

the act of using the tongue for repetitive quick witted wordplay that stimulates the mind and body in an act of needy foreplay

Jane asked Robert if the weather would disrupt their dinner reservations, but in a sudden outburst of punnylingus, he told to her was determined to eat out tonight before the 6-8 inches buried her in the white stuff.

by blerdydc September 6, 2021