Pufferteh

Word said by one that gives "life" to the word 'pfft'. Usually when one says 'Pufferteh' it is an act of randomness and has absolutley NO meaning. Most say it because it's fun to say.

Note: Pufferteh is not written on paper, or typed. It is only to be spoken outloud.

Pronounced: PUFF-err-Tehhh Let the PUFF and the err roll together.

Other pronunciation, for those that say it fast: PUv-er-Teh

Dialogue-

P1: Hey man whats up?
P2: Nothing much..
P1: Hahaha, i just owned some kid at basketball!!
P2: Pufferteh..!

Note that when you say 'Pufferteh' it's supposed to be VERY random, and make people laugh becuase of how random it was. If people don't laugh, you don't know when to say this word. Never overuse it either.

by 11111234867563468 August 4, 2007

pufferfuck

To suck vehemently as might a bloated pufferfish. Usually held to sexual connotation.

"You can pufferfuck my dick, Tony."

or perhaps

Alice: "Wow, Jim is really pufferfucking that balloon there. Think he'll ever get it up?"
Denzel: "That's what she said."

by zombiechews March 2, 2010

puffertician

Politicians and political pundits who make statements and claims that express subjective rather than objective views that are filled with misleading or false information such that no reasonable person would take them literally or seriously.

Boehner said premiums will "skyrocket" because of the newly passed health care law, citing a report on rising premiums by the Kaiser Family Foundation. The puffertician failed to point out, however, that the Kaiser report covered increases that took effect before the law was signed.

by ejtdad03 December 12, 2010

puffer snout

A person who makes their friends beer foam by hitting the top of his friends beer with the bottom of his own beer.

That mutherfucking bitch totally puffer snouted my beer!

by Puffer snout April 3, 2017

Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.

In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.

by LadyLyles March 14, 2020

pufferfish

a slur used against homosexual men, it’s mostly died out and barely anyone uses it

p1: ‘i bet he’s a pufferfish’
p2: ‘stfu’

by themadnesswithin February 10, 2021

Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008