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poonch, poonched, poonches

to severely screw something up or to make a bad time on friends

Born in Eastpointe Michigan, where things can really poonch the fuck out
Blowing into the bong and getting the last bit of weed wet ->( DUDE! you fucking Poonched Us!)

Dropping the Doobie into the lake

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by Papa Liver Brothers May 8, 2004
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poonchang

Chinese pussy; like poontang but with the not so clever substitution of the common Chinese surname Chang.
Chinatown smells like rotten fish, but it makes up for it with all the hot poonchang walking around.
by PAR February 28, 2008
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Prouch

(verb, transitive or intransitive), e.g. To prouch someone; to prouch against someone

1) to resist, 2) to demonstrate stubbornness, 3) to engage in physical self-defense by fighting, biting and scratching 4) to act unwilling to do something that is imposed, 5) to act against someone's will
1. Koala bears prouched energetically when two teenagers tried to yoink them from the San Fransisco Zoo 11 years ago.

2. I don't understand why someone would prouch love.

3. Once captured, he started prouching and forced Samantha's hand off his hair.
by alkaloid January 2, 2012
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prochillin

ned:what did yall all do this weekend

bill: not much just prochillin with the boys
by grantness February 27, 2010
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ProCHRISTinating

Verb(v): To postpone matters related to Church/ Christ/ God/The Holy Bible/The Lamb/Morality/ Angels/ Bread/ Wine/ Christmas/ Easter/Baby Jesus/Lent/ Advent/Cross/ Gospels/Confession/Saints/Prayer...etc.

As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....
Catherine: "Felicia what are you doing?"
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."
by CAFE100 October 19, 2010
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prochoke

A small weiner that is short and skinny and you choke on it.
Cody:I don't have a prochoke
Girl:It's ok just admit it
by Hackenbruger June 25, 2016
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poonchka

fuck, got fucked up, got fucked, basically everything
Kaely and i got poonchkaed every night.

poonchka!!
what the poonchka
by jaylinmariahh January 4, 2018
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