Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product

Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.

by fluffypenis June 26, 2018

promosexual

a person who decides they would rather not have their identity defined by their sex lives

Clara isn't homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual, she is simply promosexual.

by olivia G. June 27, 2006

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

nightclub promoter

An absolute bellend who has an iced gem a hair cut. Usually has a worse tan than Madge from Benidorm. Can only handle one treble and thinks "he can pull birds". Infact he couldn't pull a muscle. Puts "top pouter" on his CV. Goe to the local to order a lime and soda. One word to sum up a night club promoter? Cunt.

Josh is a nightclub promoter now? Wow he must be a total cunt.

by mehh1246 March 20, 2014

Promster

promster is another word for the most amazing person in the general discussion forums of gaia online. he mixes trolling with actual gding and is loved by most

promster trolled me, but then he made me a sign saying sorry

by AnonymousAnon12321 July 22, 2009

Vallis Prometeo

A person with a massive penis

Woah! Vallis Prometeo has a massive penis!

by Wyven Dictionary July 2, 2019