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Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.
Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?
by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018
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printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves
That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.
by paula. June 30, 2014
mugGet the printer monkeymug.

Printer Ink

The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter
I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document
by noob_chungus_3D October 14, 2022
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No Printer

Factual, referring to truth. A fax machine is being used instead of a printer, making a play on words to say "facts"
No printer, the game was game changing.
by apotter96 March 26, 2024
mugGet the No Printermug.

Printer

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."
by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020
mugGet the Printermug.

Fax no printer

Said when sayer is a gay fag
That’s fax no printer
by 20dollarnamefou May 9, 2021
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Printer

Woman capable of having kids
"looking for girls with printers"
by Abc27cg October 10, 2021
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