Pregananant

Outcome of fucking 3 times a day

girl: how do i get pregananant
guy: lets fuck 3 times a day.

by fixo January 31, 2018

Mr. Pregnant

Absurdist YouTube comedian who makes bizarre gross-out videos. Often wearing his trademark snaggly, nasty ass fake teeth, he sings pop songs, makes prank calls, or wreaks havoc in public. A lot of his comedy involves his making fun of himself, in particular his so-called "manboobs" or "stink tits."

His most famous video to date is "Big Girls Don't Cry," in which in he offers his interpretation of the class Four Seasons song.

"Shnacker Shnaw!" shouted Mr. Pregnant as he galloped across the field in a pink leotard.

by AJR41885 February 26, 2009

Pregator

A overly possessive girl that seeks (or hunts) a guy (or prey) and gets pregnant from him just so she can use it as an excuse to stay with (or keep) him forever. Sometimes, the target male doesn't necessarily have to be the child's father.

Bob: Man, Hilary is so hot and awesome and I think she likes me, I'm totally going for it.
David: Dude, you gotta be careful around her, she's a total pregator.

by medicalmechanica October 23, 2012

pregnancy brain

An anecdotal mental state that overtakes women after the first couple months of pregnancy that causes even well composed women to become disorganized and forgetful beyond the any otherwise explainable state. Other than intermittent cognitive lapses, the woman is normally functional. The state is usually temporary, disappearing immediately post-natal but can recur through multiple pregnancies.

Pregnant wife: Honey! Have you seen my car keys? I can't find them.
Husband: I have not seen them but since your car is idling in the driveway I'd assume you left them in the ignition.
Pregnant wife: Grrr. I hate having pregnancy brain!

by Lucius.Fox October 21, 2013

Pocket Pregnancy

The phenomenon that occurs when a man wearing relatively tight/slim pants keeps his phone, wallet, iPod, etc. in his pocket, causing it to bulge out noticeably, so much so that it's often possible to identify the item from its outline alone.

Example #1

*Two coworker friends are talking in the break-room as a third leaves*

Coworker #1: "HAHA ... dude did you see Mike's pocket pregnancy?!?"

Coworker #: "Did I see it?? I'm not blind bro ... I don't understand how he can walk around with that thing ... that's just GROSS!"

Coworker #1: "Yeah and as if that weren't already bad enough you can see clearly that he's still using that iPhone of his ... everyone knows the Evo is better!"

Coworker #2: "Word bro! The iPhone is LAMESAUCE."

Example #2

*Two bros finish having lunch and get up from the table*

Chris: "Holy shit dude I told you last time ... no boners when we're alone together in public!!"

Matt: "Dude calm down ... it's just a pocket pregnancy"

by wxflurry November 4, 2010

Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.

Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"

by fcsuper April 12, 2007

preggasaurus

Noun. Huge lumbering creature with massive breasts, ferocious appetite and very slow, ungainly walk.

Derived from Greek: preggo = "knocked up chick" + sauros = "lizard".

"Wow, I didn't see Nicki for ages since she got knocked up. She's a real 8 month preggasaurus now.

by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006