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splash potion of beanos

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night
"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"
by 42069funnyboxmanepic2020xdgame December 22, 2020
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Awkward potion

An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.

this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
tup: yo they weren't that hot

Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.

Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
by Gods Dog July 29, 2021
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High Potion

A super version of the potion, however, it is not mint flavored.
Dude, throw a high potion at me, my HP is totally critical.
by joser July 23, 2012
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Polycum Potion

(Noun)

1. A shot glass filled with cum and a couple pubic hairs to be tossed back and swallowed after coitis
by Chipper38 October 16, 2018
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jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !
oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother
by pai.g January 27, 2023
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The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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'Potion

A part of a large amount of money. Not to be confused with potion or portion.
"Yo bro slide me some 'potion"
"Yeah fs it ain't motion if bro don't get some 'potion"
by AquaticMilk January 3, 2024
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