Posh Wank

Masturbating whilst wearing a top hat and or Monocle

Samuel: Jeffrey my dear boy care to join me for a posh wank ?

Jeffrey: Yes indeed Samuel, let me fetch my top hat and monocle.

by The Uber Black guy March 16, 2011

pish posh

whatever

"shes wearing my shirt!"
"oh pish posh"

by Briana E November 05, 2008

posh wellie

Presumably a very weird sex act. If it isn't, I'm sure that there all plenty of deviants prowling about there that will invent whatever the posh wellie is. I feel like it will have something to do with feet, seeing as a posh wellie is a nickname of sorts for Wellington Boots (I think) so it would make quite a bit of sense. It would also make sense for it to include rubbers, since Wellingtons are rubber boots. That's all I can think of, get to you glorious internet deviants.

Oh man, last night was a dream come true! We did the posh wellie for hours!

by Communistman July 22, 2014

Posh tuck

To rearrange the male Gentiles to form a large vagina

I'm sure that person is doing a posh tuck, I think she also may be on drugs

by James2345 August 13, 2012

posh scot

A shit that leaves no mark on the bowl, no mark on the paper, and the shitter feeling completely satisfied.

Did you have a nice shit Jeff?
I had a fucking posh scot.
Say no more Jeff, say no more.

by plumpertron August 29, 2017

posh steve

A useless/pointless wank ( masterbaition ) or other meaning someone who cant fight out of a wet paper bag.

Meaning 1.
Hey see that guy over there? He is a right posh steve.

Meaning 2.
Worker1: hows the new guy at work?
Worker2: he is okay but a bit of a posh steve.
Worker1: oh like r...
Worker2: yeah lol

Meaning3.
I'm not really horny but might have a posh steve soon ?

by TheNuggetLover69 December 10, 2019

Posh wank

A masturbation session using and condom on the dude's dick. Posh in the sense that there is no need to clean up.Posh wanks are renowned for feeling better than normal wanks and make the user jizz cum faster. Posh wanks are best served on a monthly basis as they can be gotten used to is this happens the only known cure is to go back to normal wanks for about a month then go back on to posh wanks once then another month long break.

I had a posh wank recently I got the jonny's from my local pub I cummed inside of 2 minutes

by lloydoyd March 06, 2011