Perah

The word used by toffs to refer to the country Peru. Immortalised by the Unexpected Items Youtube video 'Gap Yah'.

"That really reminds me of this time on my Gap Yah I was in South America, in Perah... Perah... no Perah darling, Perah..., umm Peru? Oh yah Perah Perah!!!"

by el mas grande March 22, 2010

porchesa

a. baller, one who is ballin'
b. an extremely cool individual who appears to have lots of luxury at their disposal
c. Daria and Gillian...don't ask.

Rihanna and T.I. are porchesas. When I look at them it makes me wish that I was as porchesa as those porchesas. I envy their porchesa-ness.

It's pronounced por-chay-sa

by Gilliaria212 January 6, 2009

Porch Monk'd Out

Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and sleeping anywhere.

Conan drunk a bottle of vodka and Porch Monk'd Out by the river.

by jgoldz September 22, 2012

Pocahontrash

Trashy,scumy version of pocahontas.

"Pocahontrash"

was the trashiest of female indian known to mankind. Something like a trash bag slag.

by The blah January 12, 2021

Pirah

Would unironically date a writer.

She's such a Pirah for writing about how Sindh should be independent ong.

by Forextrader15 November 21, 2021

Porch Monkey

1. This refers to a person who dabbles in the Greco-Roman philosophy of stoicism but seems to, choose to lack the maturity or discipline to truly practice it in any serious sense.

Stoicism's origin stepms from the Greek phrase "Stoa Poikile" which translates to "painted porch." "Stoa" meaning porch. Thus they inhabit the porch but have all the seriousness and dedication a monkey would have toward serious philosophy.
2. Porch monkey is also a derogatory term to someone who practices stoic philosophy.
3. Porch monkey is also a highly derogatory term for black person and typically has no bearing on his philisophical outlooks.

Usage note: To avoid being seen as a racist, only use this term to refer to stoics who cannot be mistaken for people of color.

1. "Alexander says he is a stoic, but after seeing his temper tantrum the other day, I'm starting to think he's just a porch monkey."
2. "Lucius is lecturing us all again about how we shouldn't let our emotions control our character. He's such a porch monkey."
3. "Kwame thought Bob was lashing out at him for being a stoic when Bob called him a "porch monkey," but Bob was simply an obnoxious racist. Kwame practiced stoicism however and laughed it off, just making non-stoic Bob angrier.

by revoLucian1776 February 14, 2023

Back Porch Weed

The type of bud cops can't smell from the street, but still gives an adequete high.

Guy 1: "Hold on, man. There's a cop patrolling the street." Guy 2: "Ha, not a problem. This is 100% pure back porch weed. Only thing he'll be smelling is the wrap." Guy 1: "Ahhh, you got that back porch bud, I got you"

by Coughdropper November 11, 2015