Poppycocked

The act of a man taking a girl to the movies, purchasing a tub of popcorn, and secretly inserting his erect member into the bottom of the tub. When the girl unknowingly reaches for his erect penis, he shouts YOU GOT POPPYCOCKED!!!

I was at the movies last night and this girl got POPPYCOCKED. I bursted out laughing when it happened.

by ViralTerms May 1, 2016

poohcocky

the ending result after engaging in anal sex.

"damn, i gotta jump in the shower, i got some fierce poohcocky"

by lilGrnEyedMnstr December 14, 2003

Poppycock

Poppycock first came from India and is the key ingredient in red meat. Recent scientific studies show that it is good for you, along with hooey (the good hooey, not the bad hooey; which is a preservative found in processed foods). It is the ingredient in pasta which makes it healthy.

You might say "Well there's fat in butter too," but that's just poppycock.

by liquidboard August 24, 2017

poopycaca

the feces in a baby's diaper.

"ew lil Teddy you made poopycaca!"

by boooooooooyaaaaaaaaa September 19, 2009

Poopclock

One's normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to poop at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. For example, one might have their poopclock set to the early morning, so that they can poop, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.

ex: I had Taco Bell for lunch, now my poopclock is all messed up and I have to crap in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.

by Some Bored Guy at Work November 14, 2010

Poopstock

On the surface, the name sounds similar to Woodstock, which represents a very different kind of large gathering (peaceful, with a lot of great music).

But this time, the large gathering is Occupy Wall Street where protesters frequently defecate outside in public streets ...particularly onto police squad cars, or near the entrances of restaurants or cathedrals.

Zuccotti Park has become a real Poopstock!

St. Paul's Cathedral has become a real Poopstock!

by jltstar November 13, 2011

Poppycock

A kind of erection you get when snorting or popping muscle relaxants or painkillers, described as numb and unforgiving

"I had an intense case of poppycock last night after i blew those ocs"

by Madrox420 January 19, 2010