Pooplanking

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

pooplash

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

poolates

The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.

I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.

by Difose October 16, 2008

poolatta

A Dunkin Donuts coffee induced bowel movement.

I was driving down the road sipping my coffee and I had the sudden urge to have a major poolatta.

by the fixer January 5, 2009

poopaloon

A poopaloon is when a person(s) releases their bowels into a colored latex enclosure (balloon), with the remainder of the mixture being either urine, helium, or air to create the illusion of being a regular balloon. The poopaloon is similar to that of a water balloon (with one obviously shitty difference).

I gave that young lad a poopaloon in appreciation for fucking up my petunias yesterday.

by Shitty P April 11, 2011

poollaxin'

the act of chilling and/or relaxing, poolside

Memorial Day weekend and I was just poollaxin' and watermellin'.

by jvcwut November 24, 2011

Poopache

When you have a sharp pain in your lower region because you need to poop.

"Man after I ate that huge burrito I had a massive poopache. It took an hour on the toilet to clear THAT up"

by Heptagon July 17, 2016