Poonis

Your anus/rectum being flipped inside out to resemble a penis.

Pee-penis
Poo-poonis

Jim pushed so hard when he was taking a dump he ended up with a poonis.

by Poonisdude1014 December 31, 2008

POONIS

plural for pooni

by Josh Simpson September 9, 2003

pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.

by JohnnieB January 6, 2006

poonickles

An alternative to saying shit.

P1: Haha checkmate biiitch!
P2: Ah poonickles.

by Poonickles March 13, 2009

Poonin

Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays!

*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system

Round up the crew...we're hittin up the Hotel and goin Poonin!!!

by Half Twisted December 11, 2010

Poonis

An alien penis

Aw man, that alien had one massive poonis

by Yeet boi 3000 April 9, 2019

poonis

when u dip ur penis in some poop it becomes poonis

"dip my penis in some poop call it a poonis" - james budahar

by MadeThisAccountForPoonis July 7, 2020