Johnny, you best stay away from dat moose pistol or it gonna go off! Oh no, there it goes, right in your face. Well, now you're gay, you'll have to walk home.
by MooseyMoose September 12, 2006
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by Fish February 15, 2004
by Moth Sal June 24, 2008
Slang use for penis. Much more funny to use in public because most people do not know what it means. Can be used in a lot of different contexts. Emphasis on REAL.
Look at the size of my gun bitch, you think thats somethin? Wait till I take off this latex and show you some REAL pistol.
Dude1: man this girl is texting me like crazy!
Dude2: she prob wants you to show her some REAL pistol!
Dude1: man this girl is texting me like crazy!
Dude2: she prob wants you to show her some REAL pistol!
by ncsurocks12 April 22, 2009
British punk band in the late 1970's consisting of 4 Members, Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Glen Matlock(Later replaced by Sid Vicious) and Paul Cook. This band used loud offensive music & lyrics, which definied punk for what it is,not what it seems,making punk rock of true essence to society.
R.I.P. Sid Vicious
I know you didn't kill Nancy
R.I.P. Sid Vicious
I know you didn't kill Nancy
by Jim Greco March 31, 2004
An appendage on the male human's body used to destroy some bitch's virginity (if not already destroyed) while in the action of having sex
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis
the action of jizzing into/onto another man
the action of "shooting" your man milk(semen) into another mans penis
i used my penis pistol to completely destroy some new hoe last night.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.
i was penis pistoled by some old creepy dude in that dark alleyway yesterday.
while docking with him we kept penis pistoling eachother for almost an hour.
by vamwolf October 03, 2011