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Perkins Miller

Yet another Internet slave owner like Jimmy Wales. Got a perfect reputation by whitewashing themselves.
I know Perkins Miller - said no one.
I trust Perkins Miller - said no one.

Perkins Miller is a cool guy - said no one.
by aaamerica September 15, 2024
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Perkins

The world’s greatest ball hog, would slime out their mans in an instant for tud
Man 1: Yo I told you not to tell Perkins about her
Man 2: Yea that one’s on me
by RazerLizard December 21, 2024
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James Perkins

James Perkins is a someone who plays World of Warcraft and smokes a shit ton of weed and has a porn addiction.
“Hey Ray, have you seen Jacob lately?” Ray: “ Nah man, he’s been a real James Perkins lately.”
by Freaky Bobby boy June 24, 2025
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Sye Perkins

Sye Perkins is a well known scamp and con artist from jayville on the pike. He is also the inventor of the “Circus Peanut” which can be bought at any Sye Perkins locations including, Sye Perkins Tent of Oddities, Sye Perkins Mediocre Circus, Sye Perkins Museum, or Sye Perkins Freak Show.
I do love Sye Perkins but his circus peanuts are the worst candy I’ve ever tasted!
by anonymous September 6, 2025
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perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!
by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023
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Perkins

A slang used too describe a high schooler that likes to oil up and twerk, popular uses include a tiktoker JaedenPerkins
That guy is weird, I think he’s a Perkins
by Confucius IV April 5, 2025
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Perkin It

Popularized by The BIG A.K., “Perkin It” can be used is various situations to express displeasure in one’s actions
The BIG AK - “Yo B stop perkin it”
Person 2 - “What the hell is perkin it”
The BIG AK - “…….”
Person 2 - “…….”
The BIG AK - “Word to folk n fam B pipe down
by baba goura May 9, 2024
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