Penis

A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩

Tom: hey is that a snake?
Nicholas: No, it’s my penis you silly goofball!

by Yomamaisbootyfull February 22, 2019

Penis

A delicious snack made my men and sweeter than candy

Penis is so good
I can eat Penis all day

by Coolguy420420 January 9, 2019

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

peni

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

penis

otherwise known as the male brain

Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!

by lolz4lyfe January 28, 2007

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 8, 2003

Penis

The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.

This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.

Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.

Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.

by TheSpectacularOne April 12, 2009