wet penguin

When a male gets a little bit too exited when he's talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally cums prematurely. By having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.

joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:** FUCK i prematurely cummed myself!!
(in a distance)
Tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
Billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.

by Greg Matthew's Lewis April 5, 2008

Skype Penguin

A skype penguin is a penguin full of choclatey goodness who skypes egyptian uncles while talking to a ravneet = a person who believe they are black and enjoys eating zebra naan daily.

"omg look at that chocolatey Skype Penguin!"

by ihave6fingers August 16, 2011

Club Penguin

A game that today's 6 year olds won't get to play :(

Club Penguin was my childhood since kindergarten, and now it's gone

by Delaneyab July 6, 2018

Club penguin island

Club penguin island is a competitive multiplayer pvp video game. The plot is that nazi-terrorists are killing people one hostage at a time and it is your job a elite-delta-tatical-spec-ops-recon-counter-nazi-terrorist to stop them. In this game you are pitted against other players in 2v64 matches. It is game has many innovations compared to it's predecessor such as destructible environment, improved graphics, DLC, microtransactions, season pass and it's open world. This game comes with loot boxes that give you a 0.000000001% chance of getting the thing you want. If you buy the season pass you get the least popular DLC for three months and if you buy the premium-deluxe-platium-defintive-game of the year edition of the game you get the base game. If you pre-ordered the game you got DLC that should have been in the base game. This game has been highly regarded for it's tedious tasks that generate very little exp.

Memeulous:"Wagan bois and today we are playing Club penguin island with Ali-a."

10/10,

IGN.

by Typical2.0 October 10, 2018

peng a leng

basically 'peng a leng' means 'over buff', 'trimendous', 'really sexy', 'fucking fit' or however you say it!

that boy/girl is looking peng a leng!

by _sexy_gyal_4_life_ November 16, 2005

pengie

A nickname for a penguin.

Look at the cute little pengie!

by pengiechan February 4, 2008

Penguin Swag

A hip style of transportation by foot that resembles a penguin walking. Usually done as a result of one's trousers descending.

Jeremiah and Ricardo looking fly with their penguin swag on.

by FrankCantThinkOfAUsername October 6, 2010