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pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.
Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.
by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017
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Pence-Pence

“Only “I” get to call her Pence-Pence”
by TwoSevenSixThree May 21, 2023
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As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.
A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"
by hteb78 January 23, 2024
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pence

the cum in a guy's hair left there by another dude
I hooked up with this adorable twink last night and he left a shitton of pence in my hair, hence this fabulous hat.
by uniqueid November 16, 2016
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Pence

To send unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to another person online, typically with the hope of reciprocation.
"This random dudebro just penced me on Facebook Messenger. I replied with a gif of a banana being sliced and he blocked me."
by Alaeriia January 18, 2019
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Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.
"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"
by ShigShug August 12, 2023
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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
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