Patio

A guy with a very loud, uncontrollable laughter from Houston that consumes more then enough alocohol in one night; enough to pass out on the patio of someone elses house.

When John passed out on the patio that one time at Toms party, he became Patio!!!

by Patio October 4, 2004

patros

the stupidess niga known to thy brother hood

that nigga is such a patros

by yeetusneegus November 7, 2018

poop the patio

To do something completely stupid... Make a stupid mistake that causes everyone to laugh at you.

Dude, you just totally pooped the patio while you were asking her out.

Don't poop the patio on that test man.

by BlackHand~Listener January 9, 2009

Pathos

My mom says I look good in leather.

Also, belongs in fyad

So I told my mom something I shouldn't have. Now pathos.

by htp March 12, 2003

Papiosin

A slang term used to describe ignorant Police men.

Hide those Crons man, the Papiosin are around the corner.

(ALSO PLURAL!)I fucking hate those fucking Papiosins!

by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008

patior

mix of words: pathetic and senior.
1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.

that boy is such a patior, he hooked up with that freshmen even though he has a senior girlfriend!

god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!

ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.

by s/cohen August 10, 2009

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saf November 9, 2009