The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.
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Same meaning of tell it to the Marines.
Phrase said by Smugglaz during his rap battle career.
Same meaning of tell it to the Marines.
Phrase said by Smugglaz during his rap battle career.
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Get the paranoid mug.Rural town in Colorado generally noted for a variation of marijuana called "Paonia Purple Paralyzer."
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Get the Paonia mug.A disease that afflicts me and made me think for 3 years of my life that my left leg was longer than my right leg. Every time my phone rings I think it is the FBI. And every time my doorbell rings I think it is a giant purple dinosaurs that eats children.
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