Page side-rage side

A reference to the American rock band Phish. Page McConnell, the band's pianist, is positioned stage right during live performances. Fans seated in the audience stage right are said to be "Page side" and the high energy and guaranteed fun of enjoying a Phish show from Page side gave way to the now common phrase "Page side-rage side," where "rage" is synonymous with "party."

"The mail order tickets I got are behind the stage, but I'm definitely moving to Page side-rage side by the second set."

by edsullivan July 29, 2012

Crashing Paper Mario

Do anything in this game. I dare you. Just push One simple button. You'll find a way to crash it. Talking to toads? Crashes Paper Mario. Using a mushroom? Crashes Paper Mario. Kooper kissing Mario? You guessed it, that crashes Paper Mario.

Crashing Paper Mario is easier than flipping a coin and getting tails.

by Escargoon March 7, 2019

Paper Girl

1. A girl that everyone believes is one thing, but inside she's the polar opposite.
2. An idea of a girl that someone creates that the rest of the world wants to make real, but the girl herself knows that, that is not her.

I've realized that i've become a 2 dimensional piece of paper as everyone produced different ideas of me, I was a paper girl.

by parismonamour August 30, 2015

pagro

to be passive aggressive, being agro while stating that you are not agro.

I smoked all the weed, but instead on calling me out, my flatmate was just pagro for weeks.

by FranzE October 3, 2021

honey paper

A slang for money

Filling my pockets with some sweet honey paper

by zee chef January 31, 2015

pacer test

The dreaded fitness test.
No one likes it.
People think it's child abuse.
Once you do it, you'll literally die in thirty seconds.

The FitnessGram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively... we need to stop typing in this crap

by ojj21006 May 25, 2018

John Fitzgerald Page

The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John"

On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.

douche douchbag douchebag douchbaggery douchebaggery John Fitzgerald Page JFP

by CopperheadTX July 8, 2010