That’s like putting make up on a nigger

Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.

Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.

by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021

puttin' sauce on it

To add on to or embellish, an already crazy situation or story.

Guy 1: And the lady thanked me and gave me some money and whispered if I wanted some other favors too!

Guy 2: Quit puttin' sauce on it you know that didn't happen!

by BRonin357 April 4, 2009

Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

by countmonster May 17, 2009

Putinproved

A fact known to be true because it's been denied by Putin and/or the Kremlin.

Guy1: We know the FSB hacked the elections.
Guy2: How do we know that?
Guy1: The Kremlin denied it just the other day.
Guy2: Yup. Putinproved.

by Jamminjeremy February 10, 2017

Frozen Putin

An alcoholic drink that consists of an In-n-Out milkshake with a shot of vodka mixed into it.

My favorite drink is a Frozen Putin!
Don’t forget to bring your Frozen Putin.

by Izzy & Sabrina October 28, 2019

Damn tootin Vladmir Putin

To strongly agree with a statement

Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"

by Nickster27 July 9, 2016

Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.

Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.

by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022