Pump Front

When a person looks better when seen at the gym than when seen outside of the gym.

See a hot girl or guy in the gym during a workout, then seeing them outside of the gym and thinking to yourself "what was I thinking?". This person has put up a Pump Front

by fitteam May 11, 2014

pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014

pump and stroke

When a man gets on all fours and a woman or significant other sticks their finger in your rectal cavity while jerking you off from behind

I was leaving the bar with my homies got home and the next thing I know she broke me off with the old pump and stroke

by 74Batman1987 May 30, 2017

Pump And Skid

The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.

Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021

pump manual

a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"

Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed.

by Dollyrocker January 22, 2008

pump crack

to sell crack cocane

i be on da block pump crack all day getin da bread

by Debby731991 April 28, 2006

pump cover

A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.

Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.

by TheCole0409 February 22, 2021