How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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A (habitual) condition in which a person is angered vicariously through another's unfavorable situation. Oftentimes, the person with the condition completely absorbs the situation as his/her own.
Don't let James find out that your girlfriend is cheating on you, he suffers from ferocity by proxy. He will kill her!
by Prof. Kyle January 26, 2011
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Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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Jane and Bob are having a heated discussion in Paul's office while he is trying to work. Paul sends an SMS to Sam (Jane's boyfriend who lives out of state) asking Sam to text Jane to tell her to shut up because she's talking too loudly. Jane has been asked to shut up by proxy.
by middy_pn April 19, 2014
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When a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any romantic partner gets off exposing their partner, or any one private part of their body naked to friends.
example, pulling the strings on your wifes bikini while she is asleep on the beach, then startle her when someone goes by.
Alternative Kink included would be Flashing by Proxy
When a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or any romantic partner gets off exposing their partner, or any one private part of their body naked to friends.
example, pulling the strings on your wifes bikini while she is asleep on the beach, then startle her when someone goes by.
Alternative Kink included would be Flashing by Proxy
My husband is a exhibitionist-by-proxy, he gets off showing me topless or flashing me totally naked to his friends and sometimes a stranger.
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