winning the prize

Relevant only during the Year of the Cormorant The act of not in fact winning a prize, or indeed any form of reward.

"You think that's funny huh? Well this is the Year of the Cormorant! Do you realise that?"
"Yes sir"
*suppressed laughter*
"YOU WIN THE PRIZE!"
...
"w-"
"THERE'S NO PRIZE!!!"

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

Flag

Get the winning the prize mug.

consolation prize

Somebody you settle for because you can't go out with the person you really want. It is an attempt to fill the void of nothingness left by the first choice.

Olivia is Jack's consolation prize.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 2, 2018

Flag

Get the consolation prize mug.

Related Words

Prize • prizefighter • Prize Pig • prize bull • Prize Chode • prize claw • prize cunt • prize faggots • Prize Fighter Inferno • Prize Flap

xtra prize

a euphemism for carnal knowledge, redeemable in exchange for many gold stars

Kat gave Ben his hundredth gold star, so now he can get xtra prize!

by nostalgicrunner February 16, 2010

Flag

Get the xtra prize mug.

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

Flag

Get the Nobel prize-winner mug.

pushing prize

A gift for a new mother, typically an expensive piece of jewellery. "Pushing" refers to labour of childbirth.

So what did she get as a pushing prize?

She got a diamond ring, it's gorgeous!

by 887898 December 3, 2006

Flag

Get the pushing prize mug.

door prize

-a common pre-paid sexual service, usually offered at Stag parties.

Last week at Dave's Stag, John and Tim got the door prizes with those two skank strippers.

by MadHatter71 July 27, 2006

Flag

Get the door prize mug.

the original name for what now is called 'nobel peace prize'.

HISTORY:
the word was made by the same crack head who invented TNT, or dynamite, by accident as he was attempting to make a new and more potent drug that he could administer by smoking. that is also why the 'flower power prize' before went under the common name 'peace pipe'. this person was one of the many hippies that migrated from USA via Canada and Greenland.

cold: yay, yassir arafat recieved the 'flower power prize'
meph: yeah well, that prize suits his habits just perfectly, i mean you can tell by just looking at his head.

by broccolee July 21, 2008

Flag