pork tease

It's in the hood! As proclaimed by Willa on the infamous Family Feud 'pork episode.'

Name something that follows the word pork...
Pork tease!

by Lil Keep-a-Shank June 3, 2017

Pork Ring

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.

Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

pork watching

To watch someone/something while relentlessly eating pork. Popularized by Joe Gatto

I ate 3 pounds of pork while watching you earlier, sorry for pork watching you bro

by xSkulkerR February 6, 2018

pork sword

the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

Pork Scotch Keys

A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.

Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.

Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.

What a nobhead.

by benny twadge May 24, 2009

Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend'

A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.

Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009