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Pooper-Scooper

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.
Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.
by cajackel July 10, 2010
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pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.
I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.
by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003
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pooper smoocher

1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
sounds like: poo-purr-smoo-chur pooper smoocher
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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pooper skewper

A word used to compliment someone with 100+ swags.
Nick: Hey Michael you are a pooper skewper

Mike: Wow Nick that was mean, I hate you.

Nick: Dood pooper skewper means you have a 100+ swags. Trust me I know.
by pooper skewper January 4, 2013
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pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!
by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.
by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008
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Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??
P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009
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