pooaplegic

n. A person experiencing loss of sensation in the legs after an extended period of reading on the toilet.

Impatient restaurant patron: "If you spend any longer in there you'll become a pooaplegic!"

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

Plooping

The act of putting Mentos mints and then pouring Coke cola inside your rectum to create frothy bowel movements.

Why is Gale's bathroom such a mess? I hear she was plooping.

by D3 artist May 4, 2016

ploop shower

The toilet water that cleanses your buttocks while taking a, usually, exceptional crap.

I got a really nice ploop shower the other day after I ate that bean chalupa.

That ploop shower was so loud; I heard it from the other side of the house!

by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008

pooofin

FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the anus immediately after she has taken a shit to give sexual pleasure.

After using the bathroom, Shilpa prefers Raul pooofin her instead of using toilet paper for thorough cleaning and sexual arousal.

by Raul Sliver November 6, 2007

poonphoon

Similar to a typhoon, except instead of strong winds..you are surrounded by poon

hey man last night was epic.it was a poonphoon fo sho

by 40cent_worthless August 30, 2009

Poompy

Unusually large amount of feces that one excretes. Usually has a sausage-like shape.

"Aw man, I just took tha biggest poompy in the bathroom, and it felt soooo good!"

by Dave Briain October 13, 2007

PogoParia

A turn of phrase used to show that Brandon is very Pogo. He is our resident little Pogo and we love him.

Brandon: "Suck meh bottomhole!"
Arun: " PogoParia! "

by Bobbylain June 7, 2021