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pistol-whipped

A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
"
You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."

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"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"

"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."

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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"

"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."

"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
"
by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011
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pistol grip

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.
I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.
by DMITCH November 22, 2007
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Pistol Whip

the act of strikeing one to the neck with the butt of a pistol.
SHUT THE FUK UP, or i'll pistol whip ur ass
by kman kenny January 15, 2008
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Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007
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Pistol City

Pistol City is a terribly idiotic nickname given by city residents to the city of Bristol, UK.
"Dude, I was walking through Pistol City last night and thought to myself, wait, there hasn't been a gun in this motherfucker in 15 years.
by chinmaster November 23, 2011
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Pistol P

A Rapper Name That Belongs To A Person In Tucson,Arizona He Is Part Of A bigger Group Called V1rus!
Yo did you hear Pistol P spit at that rap battle he gots mad skills!!!
by Pedrog April 6, 2008
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Pistol Grip

a kickass oi/streetpunk punk band from Diamond Bar/Pomona. Been holding down LA punk for years but are no longer together too bad cuz they kicked asssssssss. Buy their shit on Itunes.

4 cd's

shots from the Kalico rose (2001)
another round (2003)
tear it all down (2004)
machines of string theory in C#m (2009)
---hey man is Pistol Grip playing anytime soon?

---no man they broke up.

---too bad they were the shit.
by guitargangster May 25, 2010
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