pedometer

pedo-meter
a device that beeps everytime a pedofile is close to you

oh no! the pedometer is beeping. lets get out of here

by lschi1 March 31, 2015

pedophilesexual

not fucking real

there’s no such thing as pedophilesexual

by anonymous January 26, 2021

Shit Pedaler

A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.

Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.

by SHLA March 7, 2014

pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

by jpg3 August 22, 2011

pedosexual

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

by godthemself June 24, 2018

Negro Pedro

Synonym/Nickname for FC Barcelona footballer Ansu Fati. Originates from former player Pedro Rodriguez who was also a Barcelona winger.

Dongo: Yo BIG MF, did you see that sick goal by Fati
BIG MF: You mean Negro Pedro?

by BIGMFLUDD May 2, 2021

peduncle

peduncle - Your uncle that molested you as a child

We stopped talking to uncle Shawn once he became a peduncle.

by LePugh November 22, 2011