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part time boyfriend

a guy who wants to be exclusive and have all teh perks of having a girlfriend, but who doesnt want any of the responsibility, like doesnt want to buy presents on birthdays or meet each others families or spend the week ends together. They are happy to be part time...
So it's you and your boyfriends one year, are you doing anythign special?
obviously not he's a part time boyfriend he can't be bothered.
by yesgirl223 July 13, 2010
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Part-Time Parent

A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.
Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."

Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"
by prettypenny December 15, 2012
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part deux

A superfacial, unnecessary, or overly bad sequel to a classic film. Usually the second film in the series though not always. Adding the phrase to a movies title is similar to adding the "electric boogaloo." Derived from the intentionally superfacial sequel, "Hot Shots! Part Deux." Examples include: "The Exorcist II," "Caddyshack 2," "Batman and Robin," "The Godfather Part III," etc.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see "Step Up 2 The Streets?" last night?"

Person 2: "What? You mean "Step Up, Part Deux?"
by Bonehead XL March 5, 2008
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Part Troll

1) The word used to describe someone who looks like an ork.

The word comes from comedian Bill Baiely - who named his UK tour "Part Troll" because of the way he looks.
1) "He's so hairy - he's Part Troll"
by I'm Jack Cooper April 4, 2005
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Part her Whiskers

Preparing to have have sexual intercourse! Or insert a sexual toy perhaps... Aimed at females specifically. They HATE this expression too, which is interesting!
Gonna buy that bint a drink...

"But, will she let me Part her Whiskers?"...
by Bigmark65 November 23, 2011
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part-fart

-Part fart, part poop, in your pants.
-A fun alternative to the shart.
-A phenomenon occurring in your pants, caused by a sour and unfortunate misjudgment of a fart's character, leading to soiled under-drawers and/or panties.
"Dude, can i borrow your g-string? I just ruined mine with a sick nasty part-fart."

"I just part-farted, awww shit! No pun intended"

"That part-fart almost got the best of my skeebies, but my coarse anal hair blocked the blast."

"Does anyone have a time machine by chance? I just part-farted."
by Wordsmith1983 May 14, 2014
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Part the pink sea

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.
by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016
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