Owned

To be physically or mentally disgraced in a formidible fasion.

Peter got owned by aunt Clara because he tried to steal her purse; Kicked in the nuts.

by Afghan dude December 16, 2008

Per-owned

To be thoroughly owned, pwnd, pwned, pwnt, etc. by English Language Arts teacher Anthony Perone.

Ben: "but some things derive from evil"
Perone: "No, because evil isn't original, but simply a perversion of something good."
Ben: "uhhh, no its not."
Perone: "Oh really? Give me something "evil" that derived from itself... Here, I'll give you an original, Life"
Ben: "Death"
Perone: "no, because that's just an imitation..."
*cut off by Chris
Chris: "you've just been Per-owned."

by jordycliche May 27, 2009

extreme owning

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!

by Melvin O'dokerty November 8, 2013

ford owners

A secret gay society ran by a mount druit man.

Ford owners like to pleasure men sexually.

by The big mamoo December 29, 2013

Beneficial owner of a popsicle

The person who opens the wrapper of a popsicle.

As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.

by Ace Binkley December 8, 2005

owned

Originated as a term used by hackers to describe gaining possession of a system, having hacked a box and got root they basically control it as much as if it was theirs, thus it could be considered owned by them. From this it was encorporated into the cultures vernacular including the limited(and awkward to type) vocabulary of so called l33t speak(0wn3d) Would-be hackers would come to use the phrase when taking someone out with a ping flood or other DoS attack, and although no access to the victim's system (typically another newbie hanging around on the same irc channel speaking in numbers) was gained yet they were still said to be owned. From there is came to simply mean bettering (or fucking over) someone and was even used to describe non-computer based events as described in the many other definitions. Though now its most common in CS games when someone kills you...

With the original use of the word it would seem most people I see using XP dont even own their own system :p

I own www.msn.com

I fucking 0wn3d j00 n00b!!

Batman ownz the Joker (again)

by savagegump February 11, 2005

subaru owner

(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns

Emily: I'm pretty sure that sign said NO u-turns.
Jenna: What a subaru owner

by we're strictly beemers December 24, 2011