my ass

Spoken in a moment of extreme disbelief! Tag this onto the end of a sentence that describes the doubtful scenario.

I'll see you bright and early tomorrow at six AM! MY ASS!

by Anonymous October 24, 2001

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

kiss my ass

1) the act of putting ones orifice (specifically the mouth) up against the crack of the person you love. This is usually referred to german bondage porn.
2) An alternate explanation is usually a sarcastic put down to anyone hoping for something.

1) Q:will you kiss my ass?
A: WHY SURE HERR OBEINHOUSER i shall kiss the shit off your crack.

2) What the fuck were you hoping for? KISS MY ASS.

by gregarious July 29, 2008

eat my ass

a phrase used to literaly mean lick my anus/asshole, usually said during sex to ones sex partner.

come on eat my ass, ya, thats good, eat my asshole!

by khalid June 11, 2004

YEET MY ASS

WOMAN WHO LIKE TO SPANK PEOPLES ASSES

ADRIANA YEET MY ASS. yEet meant spank

by IGORIJWGWEEW November 14, 2019

Pulling My Ass

A ghettofabulous way of saying :getting on my nerves.

Moshika: Ay gurlll, you know keisha...she wuz tryin to steal my--
Janequiea: Ay bitch, quit pulling my ass!!!

(then they fight)

by Movie Girl October 23, 2009

up my ass

A phrase used when you dont know or care where somthing is when asked.

person1-"wheres the remote?"
person2-"up my ass"

by fredbloggs2345 December 16, 2007