OfficeMax

Worst employer on the planet and magnet of customers who often accuse them of switch and bait.

How can it be switch and bait when there was nothing to switch to.

OfficeMax just gave me a .01% raise. What a loust fucking employer.

by Skunko December 31, 2003

Office Meltdown

Occurs when an individual absolutely loses his or her mind as a result of circumstances within one's place of work that he or she perceives to be unfair. A wide range of extreme emotions ranging from yelling and throwing things (such as staplers) to physical violence upon fellow coworkers, are expressed. An office meltdown can be a sad and frightening event for some fellow coworkers, or for others, can be extremely hilarious. Generally speaking, termination of employment is the consequence of having an office meltdown.

Josh had a complete office meltdown when he found out that Caleb was promoted. Angie was appalled. Steven laughed. Jonas fired him.

by swalt22 December 15, 2011

Office Rapture

This is when you are on the phone having a personal conversation at work when all of the sudden, the office gets so quiet that you think you've been "left behind". The reality is that your coworkers are in the office, sitting quietly at their desks, listening to your conversation.

"Hey, let me call you back. I thought an Office Rapture occurred but I think everyone just heard me tell you that I think my boss is a bitch."

by GorgeousPC August 21, 2013

office puppy

See Intern.

Get the office puppy in here! I need some papers collated and would rather browse Facebook!

by SigonLegacy March 31, 2014

Office Worker

50% of the time just stalling in the bathroom looking through urban dictionary words

guy1: I'm an hard-working office worker, and I'm proud.

guy2: So you're working really hard on finding good words in the urban dictionary? I do!

guy1: I'm gonna be your new boss soon. And I never go to the bathroom at the office.

guy2: It's not what it looks like..

by poop de scoop June 15, 2018

Office WINE

Running Microsoft office on WINE (WINE Is Not An Emulator) on a *nix, typically on a self-hosted “cloud” you set up in your basement. CrossOver uses WINE, so it would also count. Office WINE typically arrives in rectangular shaped package boxes delivered from a nearby CDN by your friendly neighborhood package manager.

Dude, I love WINE so much! Pouring it in an easy no-spill cup of Linux Mint makes for some pretty good Office WINE.

by Bad C dev February 27, 2021

Office Porching

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022