obsessed

1. Loving to the point of maybe even stalking.

2. Thinking only about one thing.

Spreading the word of the wonderful New York Dolls to everyone in your life.

mak: HEY, WHO'VE YOU TOLD ABOUT OUT BOYS LATELY?

kim: MY ENGLISH TEACHER, BOYFRIEND, AND ORTHODONTIST!

mak: WHAT'D THEY SAY? WILL THEY CHECK OUT SOME SONGS?

kim: MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME I'M TOO obsessed WITH THE DOLLS. AND HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

by Sylvainia August 4, 2008

Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FOCD is the term describing someone's need to turn every bit of information written down as notes into flashcards.

Kristen has Flashcard Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Have you seen her stack of index cards for spanish? It's gotta be half a foot tall!

by KristenThChitch February 2, 2009

obsessive

To have a place for everything and everything in it's place

Person 1: You moved my salt shaker.

Person 2: Quit being so obsessive.

Gun 1: BANG!

Person 1:(Moves salt shaker to original position.)

by Reginald Spaz May 1, 2008

observant

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

obsessbian

Combination of words "obsessed" and "lesbian." A girl who claims to be straight, but is obsessed with other girls. An obsessbian will usually pick out a couple of victims and make those girls the center of their obsessianism.

Laura: OMG! BRENDA! I LOVE YOU! TALK TO ME BRENDA! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY BRENDA! COME GIVE ME A HUG! I LOVE YOU BRENDA! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!

by Hi Phant December 31, 2010

Obsession

To love in a fanatical way

To lack the ability to leave a person alone

An 'animal' that never quits the hunt

Their Obsession Is Jenna Tarmac

She's an obsession, the one obsession, I need to stalk her at work, I need to stalk her in jobs......

by Crazy Word Bitch October 11, 2009

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009