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ferret no-no

Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.
(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.
by Willy Dickinson, therapist August 1, 2006
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no no hole

the place where you are not allowed to be touched by strangers or creepy family members when you are a child.
Uncle Morty got in trouble for touching Tommy's no no hole in the game closet at the family reunion.
by jrubadub March 11, 2010
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No-no routine

The no-no routine is when you go from fucking a girl in the ass and then sticking it in her mouth.
Ryan did the no-no routine with Hillary last night after the pool party.
by Bgrd November 8, 2014
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no-no

Sorry, but that's a definite no-no.
by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008
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no no square

no no square refers to a part of your body which would be inappropriate for someone else to touch no no don't touch me there this is my no no square
by XxZoexX August 9, 2020
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le premier mot que les gens disent généralement lorsqu'ils essaient d'apprendre le français
personne apprenant le français: nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononon
moi, qui est bilingue: quoi?
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no no u

The ultimate comeback when someone says no u to you. Don't use it ironically as it can destroy other worlds.
Person 1:no u
Person 2:no no u
Person 1:*explodes
by AnOriginalUsername July 10, 2018
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