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cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes
1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file
by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008
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File Wacker

A Lawyer or Consultant who adds time to overcharge their clients for work completed to meet their billable goals of the firm
Did you hear that Kate is getting a huge bonus check from the firm?

I heard. She is a huge file wacker. She bills her clients more than she actually is at the office.
by casmangrove August 19, 2008
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File secured

Securing the file.

File secured simply means saving any media (audio, video or image) that contains any content one or more of your friends find embarrassing to them.

There are many reasons why one may want to secure a file , but the most common is for future use (for example getting back at someone for something they did , or to bring up years later in front of their family)
"Did you see the picture of Jessica from last night's party? I'll send it to you."
"Thanks, File secured."
by heylookitsriceboy October 7, 2018
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file foliage

That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.
Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.
by Robert Paar December 12, 2008
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gooterman file

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
by HAGN December 14, 2009
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Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.
Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.
by kosmochic March 23, 2011
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glitter file

A file in which you keep all the thank-you letters, positive website comments, and kudos emails from bosses. Basically anything that makes you look good, and indispensible.
At the meeting with my boss, I showed him my glitter file. The next week, 5 people were laid off, but I was not one of them.
by bingofettstl December 24, 2008
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