Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

Negative vibe merchant

A person who is crabby, generally unpleasant, and constantly giving off negativity.

First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."

Some negative vibe merchant, like, boarded up my bedroom...

by Vyv December 9, 2012

negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

Negatroid

It's what you say when Middle School kids ask you for money.

"Dude, can I get a dollar for some Tiki's?" Negatroid!

by Mr. R. From McKinley December 13, 2010

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

negatize

To make something negative, like a number, or a statistic.

I will negatize your post count if you don't stop posting.

by Max Driz May 4, 2007

negatronic

expressing or containing negation or denial, but only used by bad ass mother fuckers.

GIRL: Do you want to go to the ballet with me?
BAMF: Uh..Negatronic.

by Adam & Megan March 15, 2008