I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

neet

An acronym -'Not in Education, Employment or Training'. Todays use usually goes with that the person is still living off their parents income (living ith them is not a requirement, just makes it better). Thus is epically funny.

Mum: "Go get a job you neet!"
Dude: "Neet? Pfft hahah! A neet!"
Son: "Shaddup"

by KennEH! February 22, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Needs moar pooper

1. The universal need around the world for more pooper.

2. When a porno needs more anal shots or general pooper

3. When a woman needs to allow for more anal sex and/or anal play.

Hey mike, how did you like the porno?

It Needs moar pooper!

by Mister pooper August 6, 2009

Hamza Needs to Poo

The song Hamza Needs to Poo was created by the best artist in the universe named Hudaifa. Hamza Needs to Poo should be the #1 song because of the creator and the epic rapping.

Whoh, did you hear the new song Hamza Needs to Poo created by Hudaifa.

by Hudaifa Hassan February 10, 2019

Needs

1. A word denoting that a person or object is found to be wanting.

2. An exclamation used when something is found to be hilariously inadequate or unsatisfactory.

3. Abbreviation of Special Needs, i.e. Mentally or Physically retarded.

1. Dude 1 "I'm not coming out tonight, I'm watching Lost."

Dude 2 "Rah boy, you've got needs."

2. "Look! I got new trousers"

"Urgh, needs."

3. "Where's your brother today?"

"He's in the special unit cos he has special needs."

by DomGee August 19, 2008

Needs

Something everyone has that you must meet if you want to succeed etc. Easier said than done. We learn through our trauma, which is -at it's fundamental level- the experience of lacking something that we need and want in our life, that our need will not be met, and worse than that, that our needs are not ok. If basic needs aren't met according to the law of attraction life will naturally align you with people who can help you meet those unmet needs and it aligns you with ways and opportunities for you to meet your own needs. See also Maslow's Hierarchy of Basic Needs.

We all have needs.

by Dawwwgin March 14, 2018